Lounged in bed all day

On Saturday I sprained my ankle. I was walking downhill on this rocky path and didn't see a hole? rock? I'm not sure what it was, but between two blinks, I was on the ground, getting the most puzzled look from little Danny. So I can never ever say I don't understand what it means to vegetate from this weekend forward because that's just what I did. I just rolled around in bed, took naps even koalas would judge me for, and discovered Kevjumba videos on Youtube. I also stuffed my face with dried fruit and nut granola bars and spicy Mexican rolled corn chips that my mom brought me when she visited.

In short, I was a teenager boy today, and my right ankle is a good deal chubbier than usual.