Non-essential little things to say

The other day my art history professor told us that if he wasn't such a happy person, he would commit suicide.

Another one of my professors told us that although he is married, he can't wear a ring because he would feel like Frodo Baggins.

Some real heart-to-hearts going on in these classes; they're odd and this keeps me awake.

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I decided to grab an apple from the kitchen before I went to class and saw that each of the apples in the basket had one tiny bite mark in it.

And then I remembered that I live with a two-year-old.